Top 5 chat up lines 5
Nov6
You had me at hello
Pick- up lines. They can be either good or bad, and they can come when we least expect them. But we need them really. Otherwise we’d all be like wild animals, sniffing around appallingly to see if there is any interest (!)
Here are my Top 5 amusing pick up lines – a couple of which I have been – err, shall I say lucky enough to have been on the receiving end….
1. Grab your bag, you’ve pulled.
2. I thought I was the best looking person in the room until I saw you.
3. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
4. I couldn’t help but notice your beautiful smile.
5. I like your hair/eyes/top. Wanna shag?
What amusing chat-up lines have you come across ?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
My favourite was when this guy walked up to my friend in a bar who has a very ample a cleavage, took out his eftpos card and swiped it between her breasts saying he needed to get some money out! I was on the floor laughing, she wasn’t…
I have a pick up line to add to your list that was said to me in Melbourne a couple of years back
“Did you know you have 206 bones in your body, Would you like another?”
I had to laugh at the guy who said it as was by far the most creative and direct one I had ever had
Brillian. If i get asked”So what do you do for a living” I like to say ” I am a female impersonator”