Top 5 Breakup Lines 1
May15
This just isn't working
So you may have recently read my Top 5 Chat Up Lines article. I thought it was time to dish out the flip side of that – Top 5 Breakup Lines. I’m a single gal in my flirty thirties, and I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve had my fair share of them over the years. Here are some of the most common….
1. It’s not you, it’s me.
2. Look, this just isn’t working.
3. I just don’t have time for a relationship right now. Work’s really busy.
4. I’m getting back with my ex girlfriend or wife.
5. You’re a great catch, but just not the girl for me.
What are some of the break up lines you’ve heard…or which lines have you delivered yourself?
My favourite break up story happened to a friend of mine. He told his girlfriend that he no longer wished to go out with her, that it just wasn’t working and she replied “Why do we always have to do everything YOU want to do?!” Brilliant.